absentions:

it’s so rare that you meet someone who makes you feel so warm and happy like they are like sunshine and you just want them around all the time

accioguitardis:

cyberunfamous:

trillow:

how much do islands cost i want one

Less than a college education

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what the fuck

me: i don't want to have kids
every adult within 100 mile radius: nonseNSE!! you'll end up having them in a few years!!! kids!!! mANY KIDS!! wonderful things you will love them! can''t not have kids?!!¿ chILDREN!

guy:

guy:

yeah ur sex takes me to

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(Source: guy)

dangering:

dangering:

what if cows moaned when you milked them

im so lonely

(Source: armadillo)

glory-to-cobrastan:

come with me

and you’ll be

in a world

of

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masqverades:

do you ever get so disgusted with yourself, like you can not believe how stupid and thoughtless you are and it’s so frustrating because you keep telling yourself that you’ll do better next time but then next time rolls around and the same thing keeps happening and you end up in this pattern of mediocrity. 

(Source: clavacles)

metallipstick:

My education in a nutshell

croutoncat:

people who randomly decide to compliment you are so important

floozys:

this is so specific i love it