edentimm:

i dont exist so you can find me attractive and acceptable

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lifeofaquietloudgirl:

bellathegod:

damirandawrites:

Da Great Gatsby

“I ain’t talkin’ bout chicken n’ gravy, biatch.”

Penguizzle Books

pulitzerprincess:

looks like some of y’all will have a little problem next year 

evolutionofthedaleks:

jesussbabymomma:

IM SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER MORE LIKE THESE LIL SHITS WENT TO HARVARD

or maybe theyre the first demon created by lucifer

ATTN: Cute Caucasian Girls with Ukulele YouTube Channels:

cockenblog:

Something inside of you is going to make you want to post of a folksy ironic cover of Kanye’s “New Slaves”

Do not do it.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DO NOT DO IT.

——-

This has been a public service announcement by the council of “Oh God, It’s Already Too Late Isn’t It”

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michaelpalin:

i dont understand the pleasure in sexting 

like ok what if i got a text that was like ‘oh my dick is hard’ like

what would

?????

how do i respond??

‘i’m so happy for you’

mandy23b:

happyun-birthday:

jasmine-blu:

Is this real

SHIT. EXCUSE ME WHILE I THROW MY  SCHOOL UNIFORM ON IT’S ABOUT TO GET KAWAII UP IN THIS BITCH

YO SEMPAI, LETS ROLL I’M LATE FOR BAD BITCH SCHOOL

I hate coffee but I want to try this

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